So today I called out to a guy who had left his bag on the roof of his car and was about to lose it on a tight right-hand turn. I saved his bag. In the street, for that brief moment, I was a hero. A benevolent stranger halting a bad day.

I thought my karma was coming.

Then my computer crashed and I spilled my coffee.

SOMEBODY OWES ME SOMETHING, YA LISTENING? YA BIG BULLY. PLAY FAIR!