So here’s something that doesn’t happen every day and I’m thankful for that, I truly am:

- The event you’re organising for your part-time job has a guest list of four hundred peeps.

- There is one coffee machine.

- There is no electricity with which to power the coffee machine to feed the peeps.

- There is a film crew shooting a reality TV show in one of the cafes in the laneway.

- There is a rumour there is a health inspector on the loose.

- It is seven o’clock in the morning. See that scenario? That right there is my life.

How jealous are you guys?

By the way: that means two deadlines down, one to go. My cup of tea is even lovelier than usual.