It's raining in Melbourne. It really is quite miraculous to see water falling out of the sky.

Not only that but the State Library's roof has a leak.

A two metre square section has been roped off with one of those "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs with the man slipping amusingly over onto his arse inside a triangle. There is also a motley collection of buckets, an old shirt and a collection of (self-appointed? One can't tell) experts with clipboards, peering up at the very high roof, which reveals nothing other than that it is a roof and that presumably it contains a hole.

If it were an episode summary in a TV guide, it would say:

"A major storm hits town and the library cracks a leak. Hilarity ensues".

It's definitely the most excitement I've seen in here since the year twelves left.