Today I had a day off.

No work, no Standing There Productions stuff, no gym, none of The Guilt.

I spent a few hours with my cousin who is over from WA and we had a beer and I had a curry and he had a club sandwich and our phones had no reception in the cafe we were in. Life is so simple when you take away the context.

Then, my friend, who has virtually the same head as me, got her hair cut with a fringe. It looks way cool. Now I have to decide whether I mind being a copycat from Ballarat (while looking heaps cool) or whether I would prefer to remain slightly uncool but retain my integrity. Tough call. Uncool, I think, is possibly the best option when you take into account my finances.

Anyway, my out-of-context day off has finished now, and I'm looking at all the work I've got to do, and I'm considering going to the movies to see my boyfriend (Johnny Depp) in his latest pirate movie, but methinks The Guilt is taking over again. Since I've been home I've put on a load of washing, done the dishes, and paid an overdue bill. Clearly The Guilt is trying its best to make me a model human being.

Keep trying, Guilt. Maybe we'll meet each other halfway.