If I buy the "Women's 40 Plus" Breakfast Cereal in the morning, does that do something to me?

I often wonder the same thing with those vitamin B tablets. If you have a "Vitamin B for Men" when you get up in the morning, do you feel all full of beans in a manly way?

The Women's 40 Plus is yummy, by the way. I recommend it. However, if I start attending those ball-balance classes and worrying about whether to go grey naturally, I'll move on.

I do find myself increasingly keen on Lateline, and certain special reports on Compass. But I'm sure that's not the cereal. Do you think?