I went to the bank today to deposit a cheque I received for some work I did re-writing some Greek mythological stories into contemporary language for a school.

Me: I'd like to deposit this cheque please.

Guy at Desk: You keep this bit.

Me: Which bit?

Guy: The bit that describes what you're being paid for. Geek mythology.

Me: Greek. That's Greek mythology.

Guy: Oh. Sorry.

Geek Mythology - the study of mythical stories involving nerds. Awe-inspiring stuff.