Is there anyone rich out there who wants to give us a rehearsal space?

I was rehearsing with Michael yesterday in what is quite possibly the smallest room in the world. We had to tuck our elbows in.

The stage we are going to perform on is cavernous and enormous. It's like an aircraft carrier. It's like a set from that Howard Hughes movie.

I am quite an imaginative person, but I'm not that good.

In other news, Standing There Productions: snubbed again at the Oscars this year. What a disgrace. Shame on the Academy. I'm sending the showbag back in the mail.