Hello weirdly warm day.

Hello draft two of script.

Hello procrastination.

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Aren't grown-ups sophisticated?

In other news, I officially dislike Anais Ninn, for reasons not unrelated to my disdain for the above link. Somewhere in Brunswick there is some heartfelt grafitti that declares something along the lines of "I want to love like Anais Ninn - passionately but on the surface of things", which of course means nothing, but which helps to clarify my position in relation to flowery, over-written sentences about women not quite understanding their own sexuality. I've decided to read back-issues of The New Yorker for a while.

That's my fairly grumpy update. I've been going to gym classes and my bones hurt. Most interesting to me that human beings pay money to be shouted at by other (considerably fitter) human beings until they can barely breathe and are desperate for a donught.

Speaking of which... I think a morning coffee is in order.